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Back to episode — Episode 2837 CWSA 05/12/25

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Come on in here. Let's check the stock market. Holy cow, it's a good day in the stock market. I hope you have some. Well, let me get ready for the show. Looking at your comments. Looking good. There must be a lot of good news today. What do you think? Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you neve

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r had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance on making this experience even better than you could ever even imagine with your tiny shiny brain, all you need is a covered mug or a glass or tankard, chalice, a canteen, jug or flask, vessel. Any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's call

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ed the simultaneous sip. And it happens now. That's good stuff. Well, let's start with the ridiculous and get to the sublime. According to News Nation, a UFO hit a US fighter jet. Pilots flying over Arizona said they saw swarms of weird flying objects, and one of them smashed into an F-16. I guess the pilot's okay. But the FAA confirmed it, and a former Pentagon UFO guy says Arizona's been buzzi…

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