Back to episode — Episode 2838 CWSA 05/13/25
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And here I am. Just checking on your stocks, and they look to be up. Stocks are up. Inflation rose by 2.3%, which I think is good news, right? All right, let's get my comments working and then we've got a show. Come on in here. You'll love it. Oh, a mystery just got solved. I can't tell you what it is, but in the comments somebody just solved a mystery for me. Good. Good morning, everybody, an…
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Well, let's talk about the news, shall we? We'll start with some science to get you warmed up.
USA scientists found a molecule they think could cure baldness. So they've got a cure for baldness, they think. Do you know when was the first time I read a news story that said science had a cure for baldness? Probably 50 years ago. Do you know when was the second time? Probably 49.5 ye
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ars ago. Every six months I see a story that baldness has maybe been cured. Do you know how much baldness has been cured in the last 50 years of great advancements in curing baldness? Not a lot. And generally, if they find something that does cure your baldness and makes your penis not work, it's pretty much a guarantee. So no, I don't believe anything about any story that says they're going to…
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