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Back to episode — Episode 2854 CWSA 05/29/25

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Some good news. If you're in stocks, stocks are up, and that means we should do a show. I probably would have done a show anyway, but you know. All right, get my comments working here. They're working like crazy right there. Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott A

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dams, and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance on taking it up to the next level, all you need for that is a cup, mug, or a glass; a tankard, chalice, or stein; a canteen, jug, or flask; a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now. Go.

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odness of it all. All right. Well, as you know, Elon Musk is out of the government, at least in terms of DOGE. He's going to be full-time back at his businesses. It's official now. I don't think he quit. I think that was just the normal time he was planning to leave. But this is exciting. Apparently next month if you order a Tesla, and I don't know if it's every model or just the Model Y, it wil…

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