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All right. Well, apparently in Austin there are already driverless Teslas. So if you walk around in Austin, you're going to see these driverless cars go by. Not only are there driverless cars now, which is really good if you don't like people, but MIT has developed a ping-pong-playing robot which is better than all the other ping-pong-playing robots, I guess, because we've done this before.
But I'm trying to think of a future life where I get an Uber
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but there's no Uber driver, so I don't have to worry about a person. And then I take it to my local ping-pong emporium and I play with the robot, and then I take my self-driving auto cab home. I can avoid people completely. That's a good world. As you know, the *New York Times* did a big piece alleging that Elon Musk is taking all kinds of drugs. They say he was on ketamine and ecstasy and mushro…
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