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SimultaneousSip General Commentary

Back to episode — Episode 2863 CWSA 06/09/25

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Stock market is kind of flat, so we don't have to worry about that yet. Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better

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time. But if you'd like to take a chance on improving your attitude to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, well, all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass, a tankard, a shell, or a stein, a canteen, a jug, or a flask. A vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day. The thing that makes everything better. It's called the simult

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aneous sip, and it happens now. Oh, I feel sorry for the resistors. You know, I hear that there are some people... I tried to talk before I was done swallowing. I'm a pig. I hear that some people are trying to resist the simultaneous sip because you don't want to feel like you've been manipulated. Well, you also miss the thrill of being connected to thousands of people

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