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Oh, so good. So good.

All right. Well, I wonder, is there any scientific study that maybe they could have saved a little time on, saved a little money by just asking me? Oh, here's one. According to the Public Library of Science, there's a study that was done that shows that emoji use may improve relationship outcomes. That's right. If you use emojis, it will improve your relationship outcomes. That's why people use them. That's why emojis have never been a fad. Have you ever noticed that? They're not really a fad because they work, and every single person who has used one is completely aware that it helps lubricate the social interaction. So yeah, they could have saved a little bit of money at the University of Texas at Austin. I guess that's where they did the study.

Anything else? Let's see. According to Psychology Today, the couples who have frequent sex report greater relationship and life satisfaction. Huh? Now, maybe I'm not the only one who can do this miraculous task of saving money on studies, but let's see how many of you would have guessed that couples who have frequent sex have better relationships than people who don't. I'll bet you would have gotten that one. Yeah, we didn't need to do that study. Next time, just ask God or anyone else in the world or any living human adult. Could have saved you a little time there.

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