t, who is more likely to win? The bully, which would be the United States, even though it had nothing to do with the soccer team, or the victims of the bully, which would be the Mexican soccer team, but again, not the actual players, just the idea of one country versus another. And so if you would use that standard, which is weirdly predictive, it is so predictive that the best story would win. The best story was Mexico winning. And they played like they wanted to win. It was pretty fun to watch.

We'll get to the news in a moment, but I have to tell you about the inedible sandwich. Somebody invented a sandwich that you can't eat. I discovered this by DoorDashing that sandwich. So all you have to do to make a sandwich that actually can't be eaten is you get a nice crunchy hard baguette kind of a French bread roll. And then you put in between the two pieces of bread, you put really soft things l