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Back to episode — Episode 2898 CWSA 07/15/25

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Grab a seat. We are going to have some fun today, won't we? Happy Tuesday. I'm checking your stocks so you don't have to. And we'll see how the stock market is doing. Well, the S&P 500 is up a little bit. Bitcoin's down a little bit. Tesla's up a little bit and Nvidia's doing well. All right. We'll accept that. Let me get your comments working and then we're good to go. Good morning everyone and…

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the highlight of human civilization. It's the best thing that ever happened to you. But if you'd like to see if you could take this rare and special experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is, I'll bet you know. All you need is a copper mug or a glass, a cocktail glass, in a can, a jug or flask or vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the jumping into the day. The thing that makes everything better is called a simultaneous sip. And it happens now. Go.

Ah, so good.

Well, I wonder if

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there's any science that could have been avoided if they had just asked me. Oh, here we are. According to the Chinese Academy of Sciences, which is why you're hearing about it, it's a Chinese study. It's a study that if you did in the United States, you wouldn't be able to do in the United States. Here's what it is. So the Chinese Academy of Sciences determined that intelligence is partly genetic.…

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