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Back to episode — Episode 2899 CWSA 07/16/25

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es everything better. It's called, that's right, the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Go. Ah, so good. But how good is it? Hm. Let's see. Well, according to Eric Dolan, who's writing in PsyPost, caffeine may help prevent stress-induced depression. That's right. Drinking coffee can reduce your stress-induced depression. Do you know what else it can do? It can reduce all of your other depression t…

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soup, but soup in general seems to be mildly indicated for helping you recover from things faster. One study found that people who ate soup recovered up to two and a half days faster from normal respiratory problems than people who didn't. It was just one study. So get your soup.

Well, you didn't know that the Department of Homeland Security, when they're not keeping your country safe, are also very funny. Very funny. Case in point, the New York Times had a guest opinion piece by somebody who called himself one of Biden's border advisors, and the name of the article was "Here's How to Fix Your Immigration System." Let me say that again. The New York Times has a guest opinion by one of Biden's border advisors, and one of Biden's border advisors believes he can

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tell us how to fix our immigration system. So what did the Department of Homeland Security say about that? Well, they reposted it on X, the cover to the article, and the Department of Homeland Security just added this sarcasm: "I was Humpty Dumpty. Here's how to sit on a wall." I don't know how often the Department of Homeland Security tries to be funny, but that was pretty good. Pretty good. I t…

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