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Good morning everyone and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass, a tankard, a goblet, a canteen, a jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip and it happens now.

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Woody says it's the first time he's ever done this simultaneous sip. Well, now don't you feel foolish that you never did it until now? I know. I know. It is hypnotically designed to make you feel better. That's actually true. So it's not an accident that I do a si