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Hey. Check your stocks if you have any. It's kind of flat. All right. Well, we'll keep our fingers crossed. You never know. Hey, everybody. Come on in. It's good to see you. Have you been exercising? You look so good this morning. May I remind you that you're the sexiest person in your house right now?
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Good morning, everyone, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating this experience to levels that no one can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, well, all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass, a tanker shell, a stainless steel canteen, a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now.
If you were one of t
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he subscribers to the Dilbert comic, which would mean you were either an ex-subscriber or on Locals, you would know that Wally has done the impossible. He figured out how to not work at work, but then he got a Tesla self-driving car so that he doesn't have to work at his commute. And then he doesn't have to work at his job. And then when he goes home, he doesn't have to work on
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