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It's up today. Not as much as it was down on Friday, but it's up. All right, come on in and grab a seat. You are just in time. I've been waiting for you. And may I say, it looks like you've been exercising and got some sun. You're better looking every day. All right, let me get my comments working and then we're having some fun. Not like this part. All right, come on there. Techno
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Good morning and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance to elevate your experience to levels that no one can understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need is a cup or mug, a glass, a tankard, a chalice, a stein, a canteen, jug or flask. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.
And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine hit of the day. The thing that makes everything better. It's called the simulta
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neous sip. And darn it, it's going to happen right now. Go. That is so good. All right. So I'd like to start with a message for one person. Jerry. Jerry, you're looking especially good today. I like your shirt. Now, I just made that up. I don't know anybody named Jerry, but if your name was Jerry, how weird was that? Pretty weird, wasn't it? The rest of you just said, "Well, this is a waste of…
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