Back to episode — Episode 2921 CWSA 08/08/25
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ng line is on what color the next one will be. It's not even whether or not there is one, it's what color it will be. So the first three were green. Why? I don't know. Why not? But the new one was purple. So the reason you watch me is for the hard-hitting important news. And now you know the quantity and the color of the dildos that have been thrown on basketball courts
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Did you know CBS News tells us that Americans get 55% of their calories from ultra-processed foods, according to the CDC? Would you know the difference between a processed food and an ultra-processed food? Do you know what the difference is? I'll wait for your answers. What is the difference between a processed food and an ultra-processed food? Well, I don't know exactly, but I would imagine an ultra-processed foo
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d would wear some kind of a cape, you know, some kind of a superhero outfit sort of thing. I am no longer ordinary processed food. I was bitten by a spider, a radioactive spider, and now I am ultra-processed food. Sounds awesome. Avoid those ultras. Newsmax tells us that Obamacare premiums might spike 18%. Holy hell. How in the world can this one area, health care, just always go up by a lot ever…
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