doesn't mean that our crime data is going to be — wait, what? Oh, yes. There's a story today that the DC police commander is placed on leave for quote deliberately falsifying crime data. Oh god, everything is corrupt and it's all because people make up the data.

So the police union has accused this guy of deliberately falsifying the data. Apparently the way they do it is by what they classify as what kind of a crime. So the actual crime in DC may not have gone down, but they found a way to report it went down without it going down. So I don't want you to feel bad. It might be true that all of our economic data is fake and all of our climate data is fake or not to be trusted. But also our crime data is probably just made up. But don't you worry because the election — I'm not even going to go there.

So here's what we've been told. Citizens, get ready. Open your minds. We're not hypnotizing you. This is completely believable. Our economic data is. Our climate data is. Our crime data is. But aren't you lucky that our elections are pristine? All 50 states are holding elections with no real problems to speak of. And despite the overwhelming complexity of trying to run a national election and the through-the-roof incentive to cheat if you could find a way to do it, we're so lucky. It's the one thing that is just always accurate and never really has a problem. Okay.

But at least those things sound bad. I know. But at least the local governments are not corrupt. At least we have that going for us, right? Because the local cities, they're very honest. It's weird. You wouldn't expect them to be as honest as they are, but it turns out the local governments are very — what? Oh, well, have you heard the story today that Florida is trying to do a DOGE project on all of its cities? You know, sending in a team to look where they could cut expenses and looking for fraud and stuff. And apparently the local governments across the state of Florida have been telling their staff to delete, alter, or fabricate information before a Florida DOGE visits. Oh, okay. Well, maybe the local governments in this country are all criminal organizations because they have lots of money flowing through it and lots of complexity and nobody's paying attention and well, that's all it takes. But at least our elections are pristine.

You probably thought to yourself, "Thank goodness I lived long enough to see the country come to the understanding that the Russiagate hoax was a hoax and that there was indeed a RICO-like criminal enterprise that involved the Clinton campaign and the FBI and the Department of Justice and probably the White House. And now we know really with certainty because the reporting is pristine that all that happened. It was all true and that those people must pay." We also know that the mainstream media was clearly in on the hoax and they were in it hard and they really were the gatekeepers that concealed the whole thing from the rest of the public. But thank God t