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Back to episode — Episode 2923 CWSA 08/10/25

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asure that is dopamine at the end of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens right now. Go. Perfect. Oh, did you ever stop to think that there have been, let's say, a million years of human evolution and you happen to be here at exactly the right time for the simultaneous sip? Talk about luck. Wow. Or as I like

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to say, you had to be someplace.

Well, after the podcast, Owen Gregorian will be hosting a Coffee with Scott Adams afterparty on spaces. So if you're on X and you want a little bit more, find Owen Gregorian on X and go to spaces.

Well, how many of you are aware of the big news of the summer that fans keep throwing green dildos onto the playing surface of the NBA and WNBA games? Now if you didn't know that, this next story wouldn't make much sense. But it's a thing. It has happened four times, I believe, and they have to pause the game and get rid of the green or in one case purple dildo.

Well, turns out somebody made a meme that featured Trump on the roof of the White House where he had recently been to look at his construction ideas for the ballroom. And below it was a WNBA game that seemed to be playing in the Rose Garden or something inexplicably, and it showed Trump throwing a green dildo onto the surface.

Now that by itself you might find funny if you have a certain kind of sense of humor, but the real funny part is that Don Jr. reposted it. So Don Jr. reposted it and that was enough for CNN to turn it into a news story so that they could all do the CNN disgust face.

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Have you seen it? It's like, and then Don Jr., he reposted it. Oh, the norms that have been violated. How could we go on? So the funny part, and the part that Don Jr. no doubt knows is funny, is that by reposting it, he makes them talk about it. And that's the funny part. The funny part is that Don Jr. is making CNN talk about this on TV. Now that is funny. That is very funny. So good job, Don Jr…

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