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Back to episode — Episode 2924 CWSA 08/11/25

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There's a little glitch, but now I'm ready to go. Just checking on your stocks. Tesla's up, Nvidia's down. That's all you need to know. Everything else is a little bit flat today so far. All right, Locals, let me make sure I can see your comments. There we go. Wow, what a day. Good morning everyone and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott

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Adams. It's the best thing that ever happened to you.

But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience up to levels that no one can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass or a tankard or a canteen or a jug or a flask or a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day. The thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip and it happens now.

Go.

Ah.

Oh, I feel elevated. I don't know about you.

It's got a YouTube sound problem. Let's see what's going on here. YouTub

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e doesn't have sound. Sorry about that. But everything else is working, it looks like, except for YouTube. Well, I guess I will just see if I can kill YouTube. There's nobody watching. Wait, why is that not working? Zero people watching on YouTube, it says. Huh. I don't know. Well, there's nothing I can do about that. So we will upload the YouTube video separately after this. All right. Good ide…

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