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possibilities. One is that Gen Z people can't afford a financial advisor. So it could be just financial. They just can't afford it. The other is the best. I once thought of starting this as a business a long time ago. The financial advice I would like to see the most is I'd like to have access to what other people in my situation are doing, especially if they're doing well at it. So for example,…

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ld do. It really would be.

If you're not following the saga of Laura Loomer, you're really missing a great show. So I guess Laura Loomer has got this lawsuit against Bill Maher because Bill Maher suggested that she was having an affair with Trump, which she is quite adamant is not a thing. So apparently she was being deposed and for some reason we have access to the deposition and we're being told that the following exchange really happened in the real world. Are you ready for this?

Now there are two different stories with Laura Loomer. One of them is about Arby's. This one's not about Arby's. And I'll just tell you, if you want to have a good laugh, but you better have a good sense of humor, then you should go search for Laura Loomer and Arby's. You know, Arby's, the roast beef sandwich restaurant kind of place. Arby's. Now I won't even tell you what that story is about, but you really want to catch up on that one, trust me.

But the one I wanted to tell you about is that apparently in the deposition Laura Loomer said, and I quote, "Several of President Trump's staff have told me in confidence that Lindsey Graham is gay." And then Ms. Buhler, who I assume is the attorney doing the deposition, says, and I quote, "Hold on, Miss Loomer, there's no question." In other words, Laura Loomer answered a question which had not ever been asked because it apparently had nothing to do with the topic at hand. And she just goes, "Several of President Trump's staff have told me in confidence that Lindsey Graham is gay." "Hold on. There's no question."

Now that is one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Especially if they knew the deposition would get leaked. She just puts that little Easter egg there in her deposition. Oh well, I suppose this is the part where I'm supposed to say that we don't care if Lindsey Graham is gay or not, because we don't. So if Lindsey Graham is gay or non-binary or whatever he wants to be, it makes no difference to me. But it's a funny story.

I'll tell you the Arby's story in case you don't look it up. Apparently Marjorie Taylor Greene and Loomer are having this big public spat and they're insulting each other on X and other places, I guess. And Loomer suggested that Marjorie Taylor Greene has Arby's in her pants. Now apparently that became part of the deposition and she was being asked, "What did you mean when you said that Marjorie Taylor Greene has Arby's in her pants?" And Loomer tries to play it straight. You know, it's a sandwich. "Are you saying that she had a sandwich in her pants?" "Yes. Yes. T

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hat's what I'm saying. That she has a sandwich that she keeps in her pants." Now that's just the funniest thing. You have to read the whole exchange, but when you see how she's treating the legal process, probably without getting in any trouble, it is hilarious. In other news, in other spats, you know Sam Altman and Elon Musk aren't getting along because of AI. Maybe other stuff too. But now Sam…

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