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Back to episode — Episode 2930 CWSA 08/17/25

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Hey there. Come on in, everybody. It is good to see you. You don't have to be lonely this morning. I'm here. Yeah, this will be your hour-long conversation with your best virtual friend. Let me make sure your comments are showing. Yes, they are. Yay! Good morning, everyone, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a bet

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ter time. But if you would like to take a chance on elevating your experience to a level that no one can understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need is a cup or a mug, a glass, a tankard, a chalice, or a stein, a canteen, a jug, or a flask—a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultan

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eous sip. And it happens right now. Go. Oh yeah. Oh, that was good. That was real good. Well, I wonder if there are any scientific studies about coffee being good for you. Oh, here's another one. Fast Company is reporting that researchers at Tufts University found out that drinking black coffee is really good for your health. But if you add sugar—and well, mostly sugar probably—but sugar and mi…

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