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Back to episode — Episode 2930 CWSA 08/17/25

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hat would be hard to research, but then a human makes the decision. That's a lot of decisions. If you're trying to get rid of 100,000 federal regulations, how would you ever learn enough to know that you made the right choices? I don't know. Anyway, so I'm optimistic and I don't think that the DOGE geniuses would be working on it if it didn't have promise, but we'll see. And there's a projection…

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at the body language contest went to Trump completely. But the anti-Trumpers are having a field day. And if you have a chance, listen to MSNBC's pundits or probably some of CNN's as well talking about who won the summit. And if you do it with just listening to the sound, it sounds like zombies who are starving for brains. Oh. Oh, human brains. Oh, finally. Finally we've got something to talk about with a little bit of meat. We're so sad of losing all the time. But now we can say that, "Oh, Trump is a puppet of Putin." We love saying that. Our favorite thing is to say that Putin is getting over on Trump and that Trump is his. Oh god, this is good. Oh, these are good brains. This is the best brains I've ever eaten as a zombie.

It doesn't. They don't even sound like real people. They sound like they're having some massive mental problem that makes them feel better if they imagine that Trump is losing to Putin and they're telling you about it and you're hearing about it and you believe it. It must be what makes them feel good. So there it's this weird Putin zombie brain-eating kind of thing.

According to Leading Report on X, Zelenskyy counters Putin's offer and says it is impossible for him to give up any land to Russia. Why are we getting to this point and acting surprised that Zelenskyy is going to say, "I'm not giving you anything"?

Oh, on NATO. That's pretty good. UnATO is better than not NATO. Nicely done. UnATO. That's what we'll call it.

Well, as I warned you and EuroMaidan Press is reporting that Ukraine is rolling out more machine gun robots and those machine gun robots they say are making great strides against the Russian human beings. So yeah, we're getting closer to the all-robot war. It's coming, people. It's coming. All robots all the time.

All right, that's all I got today. It's a happy Sunday and you're all going to have no NATO. I'll call it no NATO. No time ged NATO like NATO light. No.

All right. Yeah, Gary the cat did not visit today. I don't know. Probably still hanging out in the man cave. But that's all I got for today. I'm going to talk privately a little bit to my beloved subscribers on Locals. The rest of you, I hope you enjoyed it. We'll see you tomorrow, same time, same place. And thanks for coming everybody. Local supporters, I'll be there.