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Back to episode — Episode 2932 CWSA 08/19/25

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It's good to see you. There's Rub in the front. Grab a chair. Oh, you all look happy this morning. Good morning. Well, let's get our comments going and then we've got a show for you. Come on. Come on. Technology, you can do it. Oh, it's good to see all you happy people coming in. All right, there we go. You should not take a minute to open a file. That's what I say. Good morning everybody and we…

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Well, RFK Jr. and Pete Hegseth were kicking off their, I guess they're going to do a fitness tour. I don't know where they're going to go, but the two of them are super fit. And they've got some kind of

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a challenge where you do 50 pull-ups, 100 push-ups, and you try to get it under five minutes. Do you think you could do that? 100 push-ups? I don't know. I think it might take me all day to do 100 push-ups. Five minutes. That's pretty impressive. So, 71-year-old RFK Jr. was showing the kids how to be fit. Quite impressive. So, I like that. I feel like it's not since when was the last time the fed…

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