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Back to episode — Episode 2934 CWSA 08/21/25

We almost have a quorum so we can redistrict.

No, there won't be any redistricting today. Not here anyway. Texas. Yeah, maybe.

All right. Once your comments are working, we'll get busy with the show that you can't wait to hear.

Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience up to levels that no one could even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, well, all you need for that is a copper mug, a tankard, a stein, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like

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coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. It happens now. Go. Mmm, pretty good. Pretty good. Not the best, but it's right up there. Well, the restaurant chain called Cracker Barrel has decided to go broke, but the way they'll get there is by going woke. So apparently they have a newi…

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