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Hey, there you are. Come on in. Grab a seat. Good to see you on a Sunday. I'm glad we could have this time together. It's going to be amazing, like it always is. I bet you can feel your loneliness slipping away. Your ignorance is melting like an ice cube on a summer sidewalk. Everything's getting better. Yep. You're a little bit sexier th
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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. And it's the best time you ever had in your life. But if you want to take a chance on elevating your experience to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass or a tankard, a chalice or a stein, a can or a jug or a flask, vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. Happens now.
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sound on YouTube, huh? Well, or no video on YouTube either. You know, there was something that looked like it was missing when I signed in, and maybe that was it. Let's see. Oops. Wait a minute. I don't know what just happened. It looks like we're healed. Yes, we're healed. Life is good. All right, everybody. Now we're going to have a show if you're ready for that.
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