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Ah, unbelievably good. So, so good.
Well, I've decided as of this morning, I was watching all the news bits and I've decided to start judging people by their hairstyle. Are you with me?
I was looking at Greta Thunberg. I'll talk about her. And I thought to myself, you know what? Her haircut tells me everything I need to know about her. Then I saw another story about some liberal person doing something terrible. And I said, you know what? I could have guessed by your haircut that there's something deeply wrong with you. And so if you don't mind, from now on, even if it's people I like, even if they're sort of on my side, I'm still going to judge them by their haircuts.
You know that Alex Karp, the head of Palantir, and he's got this gigantic hair situati
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on. It looks like he lost a bet. And I say to myself, I can't get past that. You're going to have to do something with your damn hair or I just can't take you seriously. And if you don't believe that you can judge people by their haircuts, well, let me prove to you that it's something you can do. See, now if this were my natural hair, would you take me seriously at all? No. No, you would not. Le…
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