s himself he gets a sort of a theater and a stage to prove to the world that he's way crazier than you thought. And to that point he just did some kind of official court motion to challenge Trump to a round of golf. And he said quote about Trump, he goes, "If he wins he can execute me. I win I get his job." Now if he keeps doing that kind of stuff in his defense I'm going to conclude that he's not as dumb. He might not be as crazy or as dumb as you imagine he is because it would be a wonderful play. I mean it's the best he can do is to be judged insane. And it looks like he's really gonna go for it.

But I'll tell you what I thought. I was hoping Trump would take the deal. Now I know he can't because the Department of Justice, he can't he's not a dictator. He can't just decide to golf with somebody and then execute him. But what I love about it is that Trump would win. Like it seems unlikely that this guy can golf as well as Trump who reportedly is a very good golfer. And it would just take care of the whole situation kind of quickly. Just 18 holes of golf and then everybody wins. Everybody gets what they want. Anything.

All right. Here's another funny Trumpism. This is just a quote from a larger statement he was making at the recent press conference. He goes, "Without the United States everything in the world would die." Again nobody would say that. It's literally nobody in the world would say that much less the president of the United States. Without the United States everything in the world would die. I don't even know what to call that. Do you call that an artful exaggeration? Is it political hyperbole? Is it salesmanship? Like what is that? The only thing I know is that I love it. I love he said everything in the world would die.

But it gets better because he was apparently asked about three so-called leaders of the Democratic party and listen to how Trump sums them up so quickly. So he was asked what he thinks about Jasmine Crockett and he said that can't be serious. That is the funniest brief summary of a person's entire persona that you've ever heard. That can't be serious. Then he was asked about Maxine Waters. He says she's an insult to intelligence. Was that even, you kind of know what it means but the words are wrong. How can you be an insult to intelligence? So he makes me stop and think about it. It's like wait her intelligence could be an insult to something. How can she be an insult to, okay I know what you mean. It's just so funny the way he says it.

But here's the best one. I saved the best one for last. He was asked what he thinks of AOC. He says she speaks like a mouse. A little mouse. Oh my god. That's all I'll ever hear for the rest of my life. Every time I hear her talk from now on I'm going to say she does speak sort of like a mouse. A little mouse. And not even just a mouse but one of the small ones. Oh my god.

Now if you still believe that when he says things that are hilarious or impactful or make you pay attention or reframe something if you think it's luck what's wrong with you? It's so clearly consistent the consistency with which he's just the best writer in the world really. I know that I'll be alone in that opinion but I'll say it again. He's the best writer in the world. Nobody can do just what he did in one day. Nobody could do that.

Anyway I said there's some pictures going around on X and social media and allegedly the story is that Senator Cory Booker has announced that he's engaged to his girlfriend Alexis Lewis. And there are some photos of them looking very happy in what looks like the scene in which he must have just proposed. And she's all delighted and smiling. And he's smiling. Here's the problem. She has one extra toe if you know where I'm going with this. And I don't think that that's natural because she'd probably be wearing shoes if she had an extra toe. And the ring that he allegedly gave her wasn't a diamond ring. It was a wedding band. According to the photo that she's showing off there's a wedding band. Now do you think that a senator would not know enough that a wedding band is not