Wait a minute. There you are. It's great to see you. Come on in. Light yourself in and grab a chair. Beverages are in the fridge. Help yourself. And the coffee maker has a fresh pot of coffee.

So we're about to have a Saturday podcast while all of the lazy podcasters are sleeping in. Although there's something to be said for that as well.

All right, let me make sure I've got your comments working. And then we've got the show that you've been craving. Yeah, craving. You'll be savoring it later, but for now you're just craving.

Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and it's the best time you'll ever have in your whole stinking life.

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