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Back to episode — Episode 2958 CWSA 09/14/25

Hey, there you are. Everybody, come on in. It's time. Find a seat. Grab a beverage. Today we're going to have the best morning that we can under the circumstances. I know we're still a little knocked off our balance, but we'll fix that. We will recover.

Soon as I have your comments working, we'll get going. This is the annoying technology delay. How long should you wait from the time you push a button to the point when the app does something? Thirty seconds is way too long. The most would be three seconds, I think.

Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott

Context —

Adams, and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience today to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard, a chalice, a canteen, a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparallel…

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