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Back to episode — Episode 2960 CWSA 09/16/25

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And grab a beverage. Get a nice comfortable chair. Yeah. Let me check your stocks for you. They are really up. Why does this look like these numbers are old? Well, maybe they're up. They look like they're up. So let's get my comments going and then we've got a show for you. Oh yeah, we got cats, we got news. It's just really everything. Robert Redford has passed away. He was 1,000 years old. Ei…

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Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called *Coffee with Scott Adams* and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance at elevating your experience to levels that no one can even understand with our tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass or a tankard or a canteen or a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure,

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the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. And it happens now. Go. So, so good. All right. First, an announcement. I will be on Tucker Carlson's live stream tonight. The show starts at 8:00 p.m. Eastern time, 5:00 p.m. my time in California, and I'll just be there for 20 minutes. I'm one of a few guests. Megyn Kelly's on before I am. And p…

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