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Back to episode — Episode 2967 CWSA 09/23/25

Come on in. We're getting ready to do a show. Well, you knew that.

Looks like stocks are flat. Kind of flat.

All right. Well, then we'll do a show. Get our own excitement. We don't need a stock market.

Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and you've never had a b

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etter time. But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass or a tankard or a stein, a canteen, a jug or a flask. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day. The thing that make…

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