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Back to episode — Episode 2968 CWSA 09/24/25

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Everybody get in here. Checking your stocks. Stock markets. A little up, a little down. Tesla's up. Wow, Tesla's really up 2.7. Not bad. All right, come on in here while I get ready with my

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Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a copper mug or glass or beer stein, a canteen, jug, a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that mak

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es everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip and it happens now. Delicious. Well, look at what I've got. I've got a little cat friend to join me. Well, can you believe it? There's a study that says eating chocolate might slow aging and help your heart. That would be the millionth time that we've seen this study. And my suggestion is that if you'd like to save a little money on these s…

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