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Back to episode — Episode 2969 CWSA 09/25/25

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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a bet

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ter time. But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny, shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass or a tankard or a stein, a canteen, a jug or flask, or a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure,

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the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called, that's right, the simultaneous sip. And it happens now. Sip-tastic. Incredible. Well, I have a movie review for you. The movie Fantastic Four is now on streaming. So I watched maybe half of it or a third of it last night. The reason I didn't watch the whole movie is, don't bother. It's so bad. So apparently Hollyw…

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