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Hey, there you are. Good morning. Take a seat. There are plenty of chairs ready for you. Let me check your stocks just to see how the day is going to go. S&P is up a little bit. Tesla's up a little bit. Nvidia's down a little bit. Not bad. Could be
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Well, in the news, China allegedly f
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ound a million-year-old skull. A million-year-old skull. Oh, I'm getting an update. It wasn't a million-year-old skull. It was Joe Biden. No, I'm just kidding. It wasn't Joe Biden. It was a million-year-old skull. But since the oldest known human skull was half a million years old, this doubles the potential time that maybe humans have been around in their current form. But they've got to do genet…
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