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All right. After the podcast today, as tradition dictates, Owen Shroyer will have a Spaces event. So navigate over on the X platform to Owen Shroyer. Just do a search on him, you'll find it. Or if you followed me on X, I reposted it right before I got on so you can find the link.
All right. Here's the good news. US legislators have introduced a new bipartisan bill to exempt coffee from tariffs. Oh, I'll drink to that. Yeah. Who's with me? Exempt the coffee from the tariffs. Yeah. That's a good tariff coffee right there. It does taste better when there's no tariff on it. So that might happen. We'll see.
Well, the local affiliate group Sinclair is going to put Jimmy Kimmel back on their stations. And I believe the other affiliate group is going to do the same. So Kimmel's numbers were through the roof when he returned. Of course, everybody was curious and that probably helped. So we'll see if he has any lasting bump from that, but he's back in business.
So it turns out that a good deal of everything I told you yesterday on the podcast turned out to be total bullshit. So if we have time, let me tell you all the things that I told you that aren't true. Are you ready for this?
Do you know the story about all the Democrat women taking Tylenol to prove that it's not dangerous and ending up in hospitals? Not true. Yeah. There is no national emergency of people taking Tylenol. Total bullshit. Now, I don't know if it's not true for every single person in the world, but no, there's no big trend or anything like that. Total bullshit.
Next, I told you that Newsom used the word Gestapo talking about the Trump administration, and he did not. I'd confused him. I read a post by Jesse Watters that seemed to indicate that Newsom cited it, but I've been informed that it was not Newsom, it was Walz. So Walz did call him that. So Comey just said other terrible things. He didn't use that particular word.
And you know the story about the 274 undercover FBI agents who were present on January 6. And we all got excited like finally we have proof that that crowd was full of agents who were there to cause it to turn into something. Well, according to Kyle Cheney at Politico, that's just not a true story. There were that many FBI undercover agents, so that part is true. But apparently they arrived in response to the rioting. So they were not there in anticipation of it or to cause it. They showed up because of it. So that's really different. Really different.
So I don't know what's true. That doesn't say that nobody in the FBI was involved in instigating. It just says that the story about the 274 apparently that's something that's been public for many months and most of them came in response to the event. So we don't know what percentage of the 274 is real, but the story is not real. The way it was positioned was not real at all.
And then lastly, apparently Comey is being charged with lying for something he literally never said, and there's no evidence he ever said it. Are you aware of that? He's being charged with lying about telling McCabe to leak something when there's no evidence that he ever did that. McCabe says he didn't do it. Comey says he didn't do it and McCabe said he leaked it on his own and told Comey about it after it was done. So the story is that Comey lied about telling McCabe to do it, but that never happened. There's no evidence that he ever did that. So what's going on here then?
Anyway, we'll talk a little bit more about that in a moment, but we'll do some other stories first.
So as far as I can tell, all of those stories that I told you yesterday, the ones I just mentioned, probably just all bullshit. I think that was my least accurate day. And I'll tell you the one that I should have been on from the beginning. How many times have I told you that if a story is too perfect, a little too on the nose, that it's never true? Which one of those stories was a little too perfect and on the nos
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e? The Democrats taking the Tylenol just to show that Trump was wrong. That one from the very start. I should have said, "Oh, hold on. Hold on. Do you see the quality of that story? It's just too on the nose. It's just too perfect. Can't be true." Now again, I'm not going to say that there's not anything true-ish about those stories, but they're not actually true. According to The Hill, there's…
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