Come on in. Getting ready for the show. Luckily I'm still live, but only barely. I had a little excitement this morning.

Most of you know that I do a pre-show before I do this every day. The pre-show is just me feeding the cats, and I take a few putts on my putting green and play some drums and basically just get ready for the show while the chatters are talking to each other for the most part. A lot of people think it's the best part of what I do.

But this morning I had a little problem on my stairs and I fell down the stairs. I'm not injured. But my legs are weakened because I've had so much leg pain that I've been sitting and not walking. So one of my legs was so weak, my left leg, that the first time I went up the stairs this morning I thought, hmm, that felt a little shaky.

So you know I always make sure I'm holding on the rails. I'm at that age where you never walk up or down stairs without holding the rails. But I forgot something downstairs. My iPad. So I went back downstairs and turned around.

You want to see me on live video falling down my own stairs? So this is what the live stream audience saw just a few minutes ago. I just had to get my iPad. Here I come. Now I was only about ten feet up the stairs.

It doesn't hurt. I'm flat on my back on the bottom floor right now. All right. You're seeing my reflection now. Not the... survived. Yes, I did fall down the stairs. So that was exciting.

How's the stock market doing? A little bit up. A little bit up. All right, we'll take it. We'll take it. Yes, I will get an Apple Watch in case I fall down again.

Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee