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Back to episode — Episode 2981 CWSA 10/07/25

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A little technical glitch there, so it took me a moment to sign on. Come on in, grab a seat, grab a beverage. It's time for your favorite thing of the day. Well, according to me. Let me check your stocks first. Let's see. Up a little bit. Tesla's down a little bit. Nvidia is up. Wow. NE is up again 8%. Wow. Holy cow. You guys ready for a show? Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight…

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ott Adams and you've never had a better time.

But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need is a copper mug or a glass or a tankard, a chalice, a canteen, a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.

Oh, and joi

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n me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. And it happens now. Oh yes. I'm a little bit in a little bit of pain. All right, just an update. Yesterday I spent the day in the emergency room for pain, cancer related. Had a bunch of tests. The short version is it doesn't look like it's a spinal problem. It…

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