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Back to episode — Episode 2983 CWSA 10/09/25

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Hey everybody, come on in. Come on in and grab a seat. Got a few seats left. It's a special day today. Big news. Got a lot to talk about. Grab a beverage. You're going to need it in a minute. I've checked your stocks. Israel is up. The US is kind of flat, a little bit down, but maybe that will change. I'm feeling lucky. All right. Probably should do a show since you're all getting

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in here right on time.

Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard, a thermos, a can, a jug, or a flask. A vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I

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like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called, that's right, the simultaneous sip. Go. I think it's more delicious when I sell it harder. Don't you think? No. All right. Well, I've set up a little trap behind me for the cats who are wandering around. We're going to do a test to see if the cats like lay…

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