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Back to episode — Episode 2992 CWSA 10/18/25

Happy Saturday, which we sometimes call Saturday.

Does anybody see any kings? Any kings?

I think it's working. No kings here.

All right, everybody come on in and grab a beverage. Get a comfortable seat. If you have a cat or two, put them on your lap, because this show goes better with a cat on your lap.

Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. You've never had a better time.

But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience

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up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a coffee mug or a glass or a tankard or a stein or a can or a jug or a flask or a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything bet

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