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Back to episode — Episode 3012 CWSA 11/08/25

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Come on in. It took me a few minutes to find the cursor. I literally couldn't find the cursor to go live. I was complaining before the show when I was talking to the locals separately and privately. I was complaining about somebody designing a black interface, which is what the Rumble Studio is. It's a black interface. The background is mostly black and the cursor is black. So the whole time I'm…

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Good morning, everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance of lifting this situation to the highest elevation, something that humans can't even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, well, if you want that, all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass or tankard or stein

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or canteen or jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure and dopamine hit of the day. The thing that makes everything better is called the simultaneous sip. And it happens now. Go. Ah, very good. Very good. Well, I don't know about you, but all morning I've been sitting here thinking, what is today's date? I…

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