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But people will be coming in because they need to hear what I have to say, because it's better than what other people have to say, as far as I know. All right, let's see how your stocks are doing. Wait, today's Monday, right? It's funny that the company named Snap is probably moving on the news about Snap. There's nothing to do with the company. Whoa, stocks are up. Hello. What? Rumble's up 14 p…
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But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience here to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass or a tanker shell or a canteen or a jug or a flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day. The thing that makes everything better.
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imultaneous sip. And it happens now. I'll give you a second one. See, you weren't ready. You weren't ready. But now you are. All right. Let me check my situation here. Do we have any kind of news about coffee being healthy for you? Oh, it turns out that coffee is really good for you according to Dr. Marcus, that your odds of surviving a heart problem if you've got a cup of coffee in you is way be…
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