Good morning, everybody. I've got to fix my lighting. I look like a head that's just sort of drifting. By the way, if anybody can tell me how on my Apple laptop to turn off the screen saver so it doesn't turn off in the middle of my live stream, boy, would I appreciate it. I can search for screen. I can look for display. I can look for power. I can look for auto off. I can search all over that damn computer, but I will not find the simplest command. How do I turn the screen saver off? So if anybody knows how to do that, please let me know.

All right, we've got a show to do. And let's see. Let me jump in here and look at what you're looking at. Well, apparently that's not an option either. I think everything in my computer world failed today at the same time. My printer wasn't connected. My computer was random. Really? No, this isn't working either. The simplest thing. There we go. The simplest thing is working now.

All right, that's enough of me complaining. You want to show and you shall not lock screen. So you think lock. Well, I'll search for lock next time.

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Fantastic. Best sip I've ever had. Well, we'll get back to that.

Would you like to start with a reframe from my book, Reframe Your Brain? Full of over 200 frames. Reframes. Any one of them could change your life. You never know.

All right. Here's one. Oh, here's the deathbed reframe. This one's kind of useful. Do you ever have this big old problem? You're like, "Ah, this problem is plaguing me. I can't get it out of my mind." All you do if you've got a problem you can't get out of your head is, instead of saying that my stress and anxiety are being caused