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Back to episode — Episode 3016 CWSA 11/12/25

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Make sure you get a seat up front. It is really good to see you again. Do you think I need a set designer, or do you like a sloppy blanket and a roll of paper towels as your background set? At least it's sort of glowing green. So it's not like I didn't put any thought into it at all. All right, I'm going to check on your stocks. They're not doing much. They're just sort of sitting there. All ri…

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All right. Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. And you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance of elevating your experience up to levels that no one can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a cup or a mug or a glass, a tankard, chalice or stein, a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip and it happens now.

Exquisite. Divine. Beyond compare.

Well, it looks like it's time for the morning reframe. You love i

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t. You love it. You love to get reframed. Well, it's from my book, Reframe Your Brain, the best reviewed book I've ever written, which I wasn't expecting actually. But people loved it and that was awesome. How about this one? You've heard this one before, but it works so well and you need it so often that I'm going to give it to you again. You ready? So a common way to look at the world, the usu…

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