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Back to episode — Episode 3018 CWSA 11/14/25

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Hey, come on in. Grab a seat. There's room up front. We won't mention your stocks today. Not a good day for the stock market, but on the other hand it always goes up and down. No big deal, right? All right, let's see. I believe I needed this. Hey everybody, stream on in here. You don't want to miss the good stuff. Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's ca…

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, a jug, or a flask — a vessel of any kind.

All right. How many would like me to say that again but in old-timey voice?

Old-timey voice.

Okay. Same thing but old-timey voice.

Ah, there's a cup and a mug and a glass, and a tankard, a chalice, a stein, a jug or a flask — a vessel of any kind. You'd fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure of the dopamine of the day. The thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip.

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And it happens now. Did you ever wonder why everybody talked like that? I've never figured that out. Like, did they all get together and say, "Hey, Bob, the way you're talking, that's very cool. I think I'll copy it now." I don't know. It's just the way they talked. Just watch me. See, I'm doing it too. And then somebody else hears them like, "What are you guys doing? You talking old-timey?" How…

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