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vels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that would be a copper mug or a glass or tankard or a canteen, jug or flask, vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. And it happen…

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ritten by me, but my art director will be doing all of the drawing instead of just finishing the art. She is capable of doing it all. And now she is. And yes, I did give her a raise. I know. I know you're wondering.

All right. Turns out that according to medicine, I guess that's some kind of publication, coffee consumption lowers your risk of rotator cuff injury. So if you're drinking coffee, you have less chance of a rotator cuff injury. Now, is all of their medical advice just for Jeffrey Toobin or just this one? All right, I'll just leave that there for you. You can complete the joke.

What the? Oh my god, there's something on my desk. What is this? Oh my god. Oh, it's the Dilbert calendar for 2026. The best thing you could ever have on your desk. That's right. It's available now. You could go to Amazon and buy it right now. It's got comics on the front. It's got comics on the back. It's got comics on the box. How many more comics do you need, people? That's right. On

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ly on Amazon. America. It's got to be the US version of Amazon. Get it now. They are approximately, and I swear I'm not making this up, they're approximately one-third sold out in November. So if you know anything about calendars, if your calendar is one-third sold out at the first half of November, there will be some question whether there'll be enough of them by mid-December. So I would go fast…

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