I'm not late. You're late.

Why am I too lit on one side? I'm totally lit. Hold on. A little less. There we go. A little less lit today.

All right, here's what we're going to do. Since I'm at least a minute late, I thought I had my studio all set up, but it turns out I hadn't started. I was having fun chatting with the local subscribers, and at the time I didn't feel like I needed anything else. All my needs had been complete.

But I'm going to give you a show today that you're likely to remember for the rest of your life.

Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and it's the best thing that ever happened to you. Period.

But if you'd like to take a chance on raising or elevating this experience to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need is a copper mug or a glass, a tankard, a stein, a can, a jug, or a flask. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it happens now.

Incredible.

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