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Back to episode — Episode 3030 CWSA 11/28/25

Did you miss me?

Today's going to be the quiet talking version. I'm going to be quiet but extra awesome today. It's going to be full ASMR.

All right, let's see. Let me get your comments up here and then we've got a show for you. So come on in. There we go.

Well, did you miss me at all? So I was in the hospital for a couple days. I'm trying to work on my respiratory situation, so I'm going to be soft talking so I don't wear myself out. Okay. So this is a little extra ASMR today. It will seem like low energy, but really it's strategic. You ready for this?

Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams. Today will be the whisper version, the ASMR version.

And if you'd like to take your experience up to levels

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that no one can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass or a tanker chalice, a canteen, jugger, flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. And it happens.…

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