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Back to episode — Episode 3033 CWSA 12/01/25

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Come on in. It is good to see you again. I tell you, it feels like it's been forever, even though it was only yesterday. But that's how much I missed you. Oh, wait a second. Whoa. What is that? Hold on. Oh, no. Oh, no. Ah, it's okay. It's just the Dilbert calendar. It was so amazing that I thought, well, what can it be? But if you're not done shopping, get your Dilbert calendar from amazon.com. I…

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Good morning everybody and welcome to the highlight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance of elevating your experience up to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is, you know, say it, say it, a cup or mug or a glass or tankard or a canteen, jug or flask, a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee. And join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine hit of the day, the thing

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that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip. And it happens now. Extraordinary. All right, let's see what's happening. Is there anything that I've been saying for years that is now the subject of scientific revelation? Yes. According to Eric Nolan on X post, did you know that participating in activist groups is linked to increased narcissism and psychopathy over time? Well, it…

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