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Back to episode — Episode 3034 CWSA 12/02/25

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Come on in. There you are. Is Locals working? I've got a problem with it on one of my devices, but it looks like it's working. Huh. All right. Stream on in here. We've got a show for you. Might be a little bit short. We shall see. Good morning everybody, and welcome to the highl

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ight of human civilization. It's called Coffee with Scott Adams, and you've never had a better time. But if you'd like to take a chance on elevating your experience to levels that nobody can even understand with their tiny shiny human brains, all you need for that is a copper mug or a glass or a tankard, a canteen, jug, or flask — a vessel of any kind. Fill it with your favorite liquid. I like coffee.

Join me now for the unparalleled pleasure, the dopamine of the day, the thing that makes everything better. It's called the simultaneous sip, and it

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happens now. Ah, well, somebody gave me this Tim Pool-like podcasting hat, and I said, you know, I can't really wear that when I'm podcasting because it will look like I'm copying Tim Pool. But I decided today I'll just be a Tim Pool tribute podcaster or something. All right, looks like the comments stopped working. See if I can get that fixed. All right, we're good. We're good to go. I don't k…

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