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Come on in. It's time. You know what? Grab a seat. Make yourself comfortable. And we're just about ready to go. Are you ready? You're ready, right? Not many people here yet, though. I say we start with Adam. What do you think?
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happens now. Go. Delightful. Well, let me make sure I can see all the beloved locals' comments. Not that they're better than the rest of you, but they are the beloveds. All right, beloveds. You are fully functional. All right, let's check the news. See if there's anything weird in the news. Well, according to the University of Copenhagen, the women's contraceptive pill may cause people to get…
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