uld save Maduro at this point? There's only one thing that could save him. Do you know what it is? That's right. It would be the Dilbert calendar for 2026 because I don't think he has one and look at the trouble he's getting in. But if he had the Dilbert calendar, which is available only on Amazon and you could order yours now. Well, boy, there's a very loud noise in my driveway. Huh. But I can guarantee you that there's not a single dictator who's ever been deposed who also had the Dilbert calendar. Coincidence? Oh yeah. Let's act like that's some kind of a coincidence. Yeah. In the entire world, in the entire world of all the different dictators there's ever been. You think it's a total coincidence? Come on. Really? It's a coincidence that not a single dictator who has the Dilbert calendar has ever been deposed. I don't believe in coincidences, my friend. No. No. That's cause and effect. You got to have this to prevent being deposed.

All right, people. That's all I got for today. I'm going to talk to the beloved local subscribers privately in about 30 seconds. The rest of you, I hope you enjoyed the show or learned something at least and I will see you tomorrow.

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