Back to episode — Episode 3039 CWSA 12/07/25
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Everybody, come on in here. We're doing a new kind of setup today, so if there are any technical problems, you'll let me know. So here's what we're doing this morning. I'm using my iPhone as my microphone, which should actually work really well because the iPhone has a very good microphone. But I'm coming to you from my Lazy Boy chair in my man cave. Some would call it a garage. I call it a man…
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Yes, I'm working without a printer. Put the phone on my chest. I believe I will. Good idea.
So I found a second use for the Dilbert calendar. Turns out it's exactly the right width to put on my crotch to elevate my laptop to the right height. That's right. So if you have a problem with your crotch being too low for your laptop, that Dilbert calendar will fix that.
I don't want to say happy Pearl Harbor Day. So I guess I woul
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d say thank you for your service to all the service people who have served, past and present. And is there anything else we need to say about Pearl Harbor? Pearl Harbor was on my list of things that I thought, well, I think it's probably a conspiracy theory, the idea that the United States or somebody in the United States knew that the attack was coming. How many of you believe that we knew the a…
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