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d out of here. There's only one truth. Well, that's not true in my truth. Also, was he taking any illegal drugs? Probably. Yeah, probably. It's hard to imagine anything else that would cause them to flip out. The good news is it makes the comments go slowly. You're watching on Locals? Is anybody else watching on Locals? Yep. So *All in the Family* was in the '70s. That's weird. I don't remember…
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*All in the Family* was based on a British show. I got a personal assistant.
The Brown University shooter is still on the loose. SDSLA is up today. What's that? What was your favorite Reiner movie or role? Probably *When Harry Met Sally*. Yeah, I forgot to offer to ask for coffee for breakfast. I forgot. Yeah, Tesla stock's doing well. I am neither up nor down. I'm in a hospital bed, but I am scooched up. Tesla gapped up today.
I guess Austin now legally has robotaxis. You know, I haven't watched *The Princess Bride* in about 100 years. I feel like I should go back and watch it.
Logan, you're too nice. Are the cats allowed to visit me? Well, honestly, I don't know if I'm ever going home. There's no way I can go home unless I somehow fix my paralysis. There would be nobody at my home who could take care of me. So I may never go home again. It's a possibility, you know.
*Spinal Tap* I didn't enjoy. Maybe it was just the time. There's a new Frankenstein, comedy or serious.
I saw that Stephen King said something nice about Rob Reiner today, but I didn't realize that Rob Reiner had turned two of Stephen King's books into movies. And yet they were both politically the same kind of crazy person. Is that an accident?
*Spinal Tap* is overquoted. I don't know any quotes from *Spinal Tap*.
Well, you wouldn't want to take care of me, believe me. Yeah, that's true. I will be radioactive for a while. Yeah. Can I hire a
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caregiver nurse? Well, the level of care that I would need would be pretty extreme. I've got like a little army of people here at the hospital and it takes all of them. Do they not have home nurses there? There are options. Yes. So there are services, but I don't know if they would work in my home. Maybe I need my pets. My oxygen is good. All my vitals are actually really good, which is weird. Di…
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